Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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