Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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