used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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