Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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