I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Come share oat with me in your robe
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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