I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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