You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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