we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
That was before I lit my hair on fire
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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