Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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