I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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