He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I think my moral compass just broke
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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