Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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