what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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