What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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