Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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