I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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