you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
