Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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