Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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