do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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