Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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