I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
The air was thick with penises
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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