Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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