Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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