i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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