why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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