I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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