But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
