you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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