he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Let the clothes fall where they may.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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