O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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