I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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