Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Randomize
