I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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