hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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