know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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