I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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