I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
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