I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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