And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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