new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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