I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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