Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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