week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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