I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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