just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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