do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize