Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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