All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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