worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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