Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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