Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
