google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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