What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Randomize
