This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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