Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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