Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I wish you could order shots online.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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