i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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