at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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