It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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