I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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